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Leanne:Yes, it's true. I can remain silent no more. I had Superman's love child

Clark: Would the future Mrs. Kent, and her alter ego Lois Lane accept an apology and dinner?
Lois: If Mr. Kent and his alter ego would provide the flight

Star: Lois it's your purse. Is there something evil in your purse?
Lois: Just my credit cards

Martha: Well frankly Clark I have to go with Lois
Clark: Dad?
Jonathan: I have to go with your mother
Clark: It's not supposed to work like this, you guys are my parents you're supposed to side with me
Martha: Well we do take your side in the big picture. We want you to be happy and Lois makes you happy, unless you make her unhappy and then she makes you unhappy and that makes us unhappy.

Tempus: Because it's good TV! It's fun for the whole family

Alt. Clark: I'm sorry I have a lot trouble believing all of this.
Lois: What? That Tempus is a criminal, or that he's H.G. Wells or that we're from a parallel Metropolis
Alt. Clark: No, that this other me flys around in tights

Skip: Shut up, shut up, shut up

Lois: Did I tell you how much I hate wearing this costume underneath my clothes? It feels like long underwear
Clark: It feels good after a while, snug. Believe me you miss it...
Lois: You don't like just wearing your boxers?
Clark: Boxers? I wear briefs
Lois: I know
Clark: Lois, did you x-ray my...
Lois: Just kidding, geez

Tempus: Only thing that would ruin this would be a commercial

(In Clark's presence)
Lois: You guys are a couple of sentimental softies
Perry: Oh really? Superman's a sentimental softie?
Lois: He's the worst one of all of you

Lex: This is war!

Lois and Clark: We're still in the virtual world

Lois: First they nearly try to kill you and then in the end they say 'He's the one". The one what?
Clark: I don't know
Lois: And then they flew. How could they fly?
Clark: I don't know
Lois: Who do you think they are?
Clark: Lois, I have no idea. I was the unconscious one on the floor, remember?

Clark: I really could use some HELP, getting out of this

Clark: So what are you saying that I should go crawling back on my hands and knees?
Martha: No honey. Fly back, it's faster

Lois: I'm this close to losing it

Lois: Are you kidding me?!?