Dr. Klein: Aw, little crabby today? Clark: You should see her with silverware; it's not a pretty sight so we'll just take it away Policeman: Was that a creak?
Clark: Water creak
Policeman: Thought I heard a creak
Clark: I didn't hear a creak
Policeman: Could sware I heard a creak
Clark: Wasn't a creak
Policeman: No creak?
Clark: No creak at all
Tempus: No! You cretin! He is Clark Kent! One of them is from another dimension. I mean it's obvious, duh! Clark: Bye Carol
Lois: Bob
Bob: Lois
Carol: Clark!
Tempus: Whoa, talk about your dejavu Carol: I just want to say, I wish that
Bob: I think what Carol's trying to say is that we're sorry about the way it turned out.
Lois: You mean sorry you got caught
Carol: No!
Bob: ...well, yes.
Carol: Okay, yes, but sorry about the circumstances too. If Bob hadn't been in an industrial accident, if his body weren't a ball of horrific power, if we weren't scientists turned paupers, turned international assassins, if we weren't consumed by bitterness and ragewe might have been friends.
Lois: That's a lot of ifs.
Carol: Yeah. Dr. Klein: (CRASH)...Darn Lois: Oh, this is unforgivable
Alt. Clark: I'm so sorry
Lois: Just shameful
Alt. Clark: I'm really sorry
Lois: No, not you me. I, I almost kissed you! How could I almost kiss you?!?
Alt. Clark: No, I almost kissed you
Lois: No, I almost kissed you
Alt. Clark: No, believe me I...
Lois: Okay fine we almost kissed out. Look Clark...other, other Clark. I'm in a, in a really weird place right now. I, I miss my husband, whom you look exactly like and, and it wouldn't take a lot of imagination to pretend that you were him, but you're not him, and I love him and you have to understand that.
Alt. Clark: Yes, understood completely. But Lois, see my life is that lonely thing that I talked about and, and there's this weird chemistry between you and I that I don't really understand, but I promise it will never ever, ever, EVER happen again
Lois: Clumsy me Jimmy: It all happened so fast. I was a 97 percent match apparently, I just...
Superman: You were a 97 percent match?
Jimmy: Yeah
Superman: Really?!?
Jimmy: Yeah
Lois: Which means evil wins and we're screwed Clark: Sorry about having to do this on our day off honey. But I promise you I'll make it up to you tonight. How does dinner at Le Bardot sound? Candlelight, violins...
Lois: Why don't we light some candles here. Then I'll go out later and pick up steaks, a bottle of wineclothing optional.
Clark: Ooh, you are making me weak
Lois: Wait until tonight, Kryptonite's got nothing on me Lois: And you can just get that look off your face
Clark: What look?
Lois: That look that says 'oh my God, Lois cooked something and I have to eat it
Lois: You know what I think. I think you have a real problem with the fact that I am the one in the family wearing the tights. Pants, I mean pants! |
