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Perry: Clark Kent, Welcome to the Daily Planet

welcome2DP.wav

Clark: Mom, they're buying and selling Superman on street corners, Lois has a pair of Superman pyjamas
Martha: You saw Lois in her pyjamas?
Clark: NO, well yes but it was an accident when her robe came undone
Martha: ...

Pjs.wav

Clark: There is no such word as chumpy
Lois: Sure there is someone's a chump, therefore he's chumpy
Clark: Try again
Lois: Are you challenging me?
Clark: You bet your sweet little chumpy I am!

chumpy.wav

Clark: I don't know mom, Lois thinks the cook might be a cross-dresser
Martha: Oh honey that's Clarks father. I can't get him to buy a dress for me, let alone one for himself!

xdresser.wav

Clark: That's fine if that's what you want Lois, then fine go ahead get in bed with the devil.
Lois: FINE!
Clark: Fine, let's get back to the party then
Lois: Yes, have a really good time!

sleepdevil.wav

Luthor: Did you know that Shakespeare didn't write Othello that it turns out that it was actually written by Dr. Seuss?
Lois: Hmm

DrSeuss.wav

Lois: Do anything you want to me

anythinguwant.wav

Bad Invisible Guy: Call it gramps. Heads I win, tails you lose

Lois: Minute's up Clark. Come to mamma

come2mama.wav

Clark: Goodnite Lois. Lois goodnite. Goodniiiiiite Lois
Lois: Goodnite Clark

goodnite.wav

Clark: Lois, please get a grip!
Lois: Ooh, believe me I'd love to

GetAGrip.wav

Guy1: Is that a bird?
Guy2: Is it a plane?
Guy3: Nope, just a guy in a pair of tights and a cape

birdplane.wav

Clark: You know Lois it must be hard being right all the time
Lois: Yes, it is

Lois: Well look what the cat dragged in.

CatDragIn.wav